nobody loses all the time
        
    i had an uncle named
    Sol who was a born a failure and
    nearly everbody said he should have gone
    into vaudeville perhaps because my Uncle Sol could
    sing McCann He Was A Diver on Xmas Eve like Hell Itself which
    may or may not account for the fact that my Uncle
        
    Sol indulged in that possibly most inexcusable
    of all to use highfalootin phrase
    luxuries that is or to
    wit farming and be
    it needlessly
    added
        
    my Uncle Sol’s farm
    failed because the chickens
    ate the vegetables so
    my Uncle Sol had a
    chicken farm till the
    skunks ate the chickens when
        
    my Uncle Sol
    had a skunk farm but
    the skunks caught cold and
    died and so
    my Uncle Sol imitated the
    skunks in a subtle manner
        
    or by drowning himself in the watertank
    but somebody who’d given my Uncle Sol a Victor
    Victrola and records while he lived presented to
    him upon the auspicious occasion of his decease a
    scrumptious not to mend splendiferous funeral with
    tall boys in black gloves and flowers and everything and
        
    i remember we all cried like the Missouri
    when my Uncle Sol’s coffin lurched because
    somebody pressed a button
    (and down went
    my Uncle
    Sol
        
    and started a worm farm)